Liz:  OK, I'm getting it down.  Regarding Maxie it's "Get away... get away..."

Carly:  I swear, you have the memory of a gnat. 
It's "Get away from my husband, you..."  Come on, girl.  Think!

Liz:  [thinks hard and repeats under her breath] "Get away from
my husband, you..."  [her eyes light up and she says out loud]
"...you whoring slut of a home-wrecking bitch!"

Carly:  You got it!  And the Sam thing?

Liz:  Oh god, I can't even read my own handwriting.

Carly:  Oh for...  "You lost all rights to bitch, moan and complain..."

Liz:  "...when you spread your whoring legs for your bastard stepfather!"

Carly:  See?  You're getting it!  Just keep practicing!

Liz:  Is Sam here?

Jason:  No

Liz:  Is Carly here?

Jason:  No

Liz:  Is Sonny here?

Jason:  No, no one is here but me.

Liz:  Then maybe I can finally get a sentence finished!  I got
the paternity test results back and..."

[cell phone rings]

Jason:  Excuse me, Elizabeth, I have to take this.

Liz:  I totally hate everyone.

Luke:  Oh god, you two aren't back together, are you?