Kristina:  Sam, did you really commit adol...
adulti...

Sam:  Adultery?

Kristina:  Yes, Adultery, with Daddy Ric?

Sam:  Why yes I did, sweetheart and some day
when you're all grown up, you can too!

Kristina:  Really?

Sam:  You bet, honey.  As long as Mommy doesn't
stab him with a serrated steak knife and throw him
off a balcony while wearing an ugly wig and
thinking she's your namesake first!

Kristina:  Yayyyy!

Alexis:  She said what?  No, Kristina,
you absolutely may not commit adultery
with Daddy Ric.  Now take your Lucille
Ball doll and go in your room while
Mommy goes out to kill some people.
...VIOLA!!