My very favorite website, Eye on Soaps, has a new columnist who is doing a very, very fine job of coming up with some hilarious captions for General Hospital pictures and I was completely inspired.  Starr, honey, you're doing great!  (To get to Starr's page, click here)

My old funny pages can be found here.

I pulled a few shots from www.abcwebpix.com and got myself busy:

Jax:  No, seriously, then  they put these linen strips on the goo,
let it sit for a while and then RIP IT RIGHT OFF.

Carly:  Yikes!  And they do this... why?

Jax:  To remove the hair, I told you.

Carly:  Why not just shave?

Jax:  Because the hair grows back faster if you shave.

Carly:  So just shave more often.

Jax:  But if you get waxed, you won't have to.

Carly:  But if you shave, you don't have to have your
hair jerked out by the roots.

Jax:  It's really not that bad, Carly.

Carly:  Oh really?  And you know how?

Jax:  You think I just never grew pubes or what?

Carly:  Yeah, well, I ain't doing it.

Jax: So then I tell her, 'It's really not that bad, Carly.'

Carly:  I ain't doing it.

Sonny:  It's really not that bad, Carly.
Brenda did it all the time.

Carly:  I AIN'T doing it!

Carly:  You find that funny?  What are you laughing at?

Sonny:  No, I just bet Jax that I could distract you enough
with the waxing talk that I could get you to answer your
clutch purse instead of your phone.  Pay up, Candy Boy.

Jax:  Worth every penny.

Carly:  You wanna wear this drink, Corinthos?

Sonny:  You should wear it.  It would look a hell
of a lot better with your stubbly legs than that
nasty, cinched up sack dress you're wearing.

Jax:  Oh, SNAP!

*splash*