"No, Stone Cold, don't make the fist quite
so tight, man.  You'll hurt yourself.
No wonder you're always so tense."

"So just loosen a bit then?"

"Just be friendly, relaxed with yourself..."

"What are you two talking about in here?  Tell me now!"

"Ric, are you playing pocket pool right
here in front of me while we're talking?"

"Mayyyyybe."

"This won't work?"

"No, Sonny, he said like this."

"Oh yeah.  That's better.
That's much better."

"Wait a minute.  Are you telling me there are actually internet
sites with pictures that demonstrate..."

"Are you kidding, Stone Cold?  Why do you think they call
me 'The Jack-al?'"

"Oh please.  Everybody knows it's like this."

"How the hell do you know something like that?"

"I used to be a guy, silly."

"Jasonnnn.  What are you doing?"

"Nuffin."

"Are you...?"

"Mayyyyybe."

"Jason, if you know about something I don't know about,
it's in my contract that you have to tell me."

"Jason, don't you dare tell him.  As in love as he is with
himself, I'll NEVER get any if you do."

"No, take it, Spinelli.  It was worth every penny.  And there's
a tip in there from Sonny, Jax and Ric as well."