Unhappy with the current state of ABC soaps, our OLTL stars have been actively auditioning for other roles, as is evidence by these photos:

From the new reality show, "You're the One That I Want."
"There are worse things I could do
Than to go with a boy or two..."

And on to Broadway:
"The sun'll come out tomorrow! 
Bet yer bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sunnnn!"

What?  Another Remake?
"'cause I gotta golden ticket!"

Nathanial Marston's mysterious absence is finally explained.
Unaware that the show has been canceled, he tries to audition for
a Fonzi recast.
"Heyyyyyy!"

Cris thought he might make it as Louis Winthorpe III
in "Trading Places":
"THOSE MEN WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!"
"They wanted to bend me over..."

...while Kamar demonstrates. not realizing it's a movie scene.

Kassie wows the screen as "The Corpse Bride."

Bree takes her turn as Bond Girl, "Titties Galore"

...and Tobias Truvillion hits up the recasting
call for Lando Calrissian

Who knew they were making a new "Mary Poppins?"
Evidently Melissa Archer did.
How can I possibly get out of this without using the
quote, "Close your mouth, Michael, we are not a codfish."

Evidently, Paul Satterfield misunderstood the
"I'm crushing your head" scene from
"Kids in the Hall."

"Secret Window, Secret Garden" remake:
"You stole my stoe-ree."

Will someone please send this
poor kid to camp already?

Why do I have the feeling Antonio picked the wrong time
to tell the "two nuns walk into a bar" joke?